Beverage Superstore presents the tasting room
Oh, stop!
I didn't actually let her taste anything, partially because she's ten months old but largely because these wines were all over $55 per bottle. I'm not wasting those libations on a kid whose pallet hasn't yet developed beyond Similac and Gerber stage threes. A mere glass of any of these wines at a restaurant would set me back somewhere between twelve and twenty dollars. As far as I'm concerned, Meryl's going to have to do a little better job earning her keep before dad lets her enjoy the pricy Italian reserves.
For a mere three dollars -- yes, ewe red me write, only three dollars -- I got to have a hearty sampling of five different wines, none of which came from a box and all of which would normally find themselves far outside of Daddy's price range. For a fraction of what it would cost me to sponsor one of those ungrateful hungry children in the Third World, I got to taste from the following bottles:
- Banfi Brunello di Montalcino..............................................$69.99
- Fresobaldi Castel Giocondo Brunello di Montalcino...........$54.99
- Antinori Pian delle Vigne Brunello di Montalcino...............$59.99
- Terra Rossa Brunello di Montalicino..................................$54.99
- Il Palazzone Brunello di Montalcino...................................$59.99
I was in heaven. My Italian consumpton is usually no more exotic than your basic sub-par chianti and the ever-famous That's-a-spicy-meataballa, both of which generally run $4 per box slash can. Here I got to taste the nectar of the gods while hobnobbing with some of Gwinnett County's wine snobs and slobs.
So what if I had to hold a twenty-pound baby the entire time. After I bit her wrist twice, she knew not to reach for Daddy's glass anymore, and the Beverage Superstore provided crackers and bread for her to nibble on. She kept the squealing to a minimum and elicited the usual number of oohs and ahs from fellow lushes wine connoisseurs.
Currently the Beverage Superstore in Suwanee offers wine tastings every Saturday from 1:00 PM to 3:00 PM and for the price this is a real bargain. It was more like a class than a tasting. Meryl and I are taking mom next time, as this made for an ideal date activity especially if you tie it in with a visit to the Suwanee Town Center park. Sure, one of their rules is no alcohol, but with just the right amount of concealment, who's going to be any the wiser?
4 Comments:
Are you back?? I'm so glad!!
That said, I wonder if there is a Beverage Superstore around these parts? Husband has recently developed an interest in wine (thank you, no applause please)and I'd love to attend some wine tastings together. The Wine Institute is a little pricey, and pretty far for us to drive.
Hey, the kids in France start drinking diluted wine as toddlers. It's never too early to set the stage for alcoholism.
I started my daughter on wine at 9 months so I think you're being a little overcautious. Of course now that she's two she wants it every night because "it helps me sleep, mommy!" Sure. Whatever. As long as she's not watching too much television or having more than two cookies a month we're fine.
That does sound like fun. There is a restaurant here in LA that hosts a wine tasting party. Price of admission is a decent bottle of wine (no $5 jobs or boxes, thankyouverymuch) And then everyone gets to sample a variety of wines and sample the food at the restaurant.
LA Toddler is a huge pinot noir fan.
Now here's what's a bummer - if you were a mom and wrote this the Today Show would be all over your ass about you needing to "find a new way to demonstrate relaxation to your children."
But nooooooo...you're a dad. Drink in Peace.
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